Notebook

Pens

Books (Their Eyes Were Watching God, Cannery Row, Dick for a Day)

Snacks (granola bars, nut squares)

“Stoner Kit” (pipe, lighter, bobby pin)

Weed

Flask (currently Empty)

Corkscrew

Q-tips

Gum

T-shirt

Sweatshirt

CDs

iPod

Mr. Turtle Man (bobble head turtle)

I’m tripping out on my puppies. They are just wrestling about the living room, biting each other and whelping and acting like little animals. They’re fucking baby animals. I OWN baby animals! Are humans really such assholes that we can just own animals because we get bored and we think they’re cute and fun? Thats fucked.

So tonight when I should have been finishing my piece that will be workshopped tomorrow (fuck me) I was fucking around on the internet (duh) and I came upon my teacher’s blog. There I found this: 

That’s my teacher. That guy judges my work. Suddenly I don’t feel so self-conscious about all the ridiculous shit I’ve turned in so far (for my final project I’m writing a screenplay about a girl who turns into a guy (via magic weed) for a weekend and gets a blowjob).

Anyway, on his blog there was also a video clip of a vajazzling scene from some UK reality show. A craze that I’ve been a bit fascinated with since I saw Jennifer Love Something talking about it on George Lopez (no idea why I was watching that show/episode). My sister and her friend want to vajazzle themselves? eachother? I could do without those details…I find the whole concept incredibly ridiculous. But am curious about how guys feel about it. Like if a lady pulled down her pants and sparkled would they be all like “hell yeah!” or would they be a bit taken aback by the ornamentation?